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Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019


Squidward

A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.

Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.

by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019


Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"

I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!

by B0d0zer May 23, 2018


Squidward

KSI

Squidward

by XQB January 8, 2022


Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID

Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right

by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022


Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

by Reaperparadox September 11, 2019


Squidward

yeah he is epic

Yooo you look like squidward

by Itsyaboiratinasock235 May 19, 2020