Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.
When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.
"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".
A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.
Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*
The most elegant sea babe in the universe. If anyone were to have such luck to see this mystical being they would have eternal life and nothing bad would ever happen to them. They would get all the wealth they wanted and everyone would love them. Nobody has ever been so lucky to have seen this shining creature besides the all-powerful bruh frog and Bob Ross. Smexy Squidward is too powerful for eyes and if you look at him without protection you may die from shock for you cannot believe that there's something so beautiful and divine. It is impossible to find a creature more beautiful because no such thing exists. And if you are ever to question his powerfulness, beauty or smexiness you will be cursed with the worst possible punishment.
Everyone: "Smexy Squidward is the hottest creature in the universe!"
Criminal: "No he isn't I am!"
Judge: " This criminal has done the worst crime possible and shall be put to death this evening! If anyone wants to agree with them they shall also be punished the same way!"
A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.