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Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!
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To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.
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What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.
Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.
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Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!
MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.
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Nickname for someone who is attending CTY Lancaster for the first time. (At Carslile they call them sperms. I prefer squirrell)
Hey look, there's a squirrell!
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(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,
Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.
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