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1/4 ounce of crack cocaine.
Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.
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Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.
Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."
Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
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1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
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Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."
N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."
V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"
V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."
Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"
Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
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A small furry giraffe with no giraffe like features but isn’t a giraffe trust me
Damn that’s one medium sized squirrel
Honey I’m home, OMG your doing it with the neighbors squirrel!
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Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
Squirrel: "BOW TO US OR DIE, HUMANS!"
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To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).
"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"
"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."
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