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When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.
Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.
The definition of a try hard who goes hard in every gym class sport especially floor hockey. It usually includes playing full contact (including but not limited to slashing to the shins and elbows to the face) and celebrating after every goal.
Doug: YEAH! GOAL!
Mac: Doug is such a try hard.
Chris: Yeah he's Stanley Cuping It
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Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.
Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...
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a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets
how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?
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when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.
Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.
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an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.
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A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
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