When you shit on her chest then go right in the crack from behind
On my wedding night, my wife wanted to try something new so we I gave her the lorraine steamer
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When a midget Asian has diarrhea on your face while getting bukakke.
"That movie last night was great especcially the Asian steamer"
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The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.
After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.
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Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.
Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
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to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.
dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.
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When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.
Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.
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one of the many bums in philly who in the winter time stretches him/herself out on one of the many metal grates in center city with continuous streams of steam coming out of them in order to keep from freezing to death.
hey, that philly steamer want some change, should i give him some? nah....
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