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steve harrington is a reoccurring character on a Netflix original series, Stranger Things. In season one, he is a popular jock and Hawkins High School and is dating Nancy Wheeler. Steve is 5'11" but with hair he is 6'3". In season two he turns into a devoted mother of four; Max, Lucas, Dustin, and Mike. He helped fight off the demogorgon dogs and protected his children as well. He isn't the brightest student at Hawkins but he is very caring.
Person 1: Do you wanna do something tomorrow?
Person 2: I can't, I'm babysitting my neighbors.
Person 1: Oof, you're such a steve harrington.
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Dick Cheney and Death combined
Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.
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A character from deep within your subconscious, usually revealing itself when you are under the influence of Marijuana.
Who does this guy think he is "Steve pineapple"?
a beautiful human being that is so perfect he is often mistaken for god himself. known for playing captain america
"this isn't freedom, it's fear. we are holding a gun to every citizens head and calling it security." - Steve Rogers
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The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.
Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.
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The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.
It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.
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The acting of trying to fellate oneself and failing.
I pulled a Steve Bannon and now my friend Anthony won't stop making fun of me.
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