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self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.
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An adhesive piece of plastic that, when applied to a medium, increases it's speed. The affect is cumulative, hence more Type R stickers, the faster the medium will be. Often used in conjunction with cheap 14' plastic hubcaps, cheap purple tint, dorky wing spoiler, and fart pipe exhaust.
Frequently used by those who have a cheap slow Japanese economy car and wish it to compete with Ferrari's.
The affect works on cars, as well as computers, bicycles, and people.
"Yo dat be dope yo! That type r sticker adds 15hp to yo Civic DX automatic brotha! Let's go street racin'!"
"Maybe you need some more type r stickers, ricer!" from a Mustang (aka a real car) driver
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Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”
- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”
- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism
I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
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An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.
Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.
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someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers
Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.
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The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.
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