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wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023


stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023


stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife March 19, 2016


Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020


Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny

"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock

by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021


bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.

Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!

by Demtane November 15, 2019


take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 10, 2003

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