A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?
Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
The type of cardboard for cheap people
Child : mommy can we get cardboard
Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead
When you fart into someone else's arse.
I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.
A word to describe someone that is funny
"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock
The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.
Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!
definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.
I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.
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