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It's disrespectful.
John skeets on his girl's back, lets it dry. The sheets stick to her back and then he laughs at her when she stands up. Now she's stuck trying to peel off dried up jizz from her back.
If any of you actually do this, I hope she rips he sheets off and wipes your face in it.
Superman that hoe.
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When a chick is giving a guy head and puts her hands straight-out like she is flying but still sucking his cock.
She totally gave him the No Hand Superman last night and he was like "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
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When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex
Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)
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The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.
Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!
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When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.
Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.
Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!
Guy 1:...sweet.........host.
Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!
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The love you have for your homies. No homo
Joel: dog we've been homies forever.
Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.
A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.
The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.
While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.