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The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
When the guy sticks his dick in rice and then fucks the girl cooking the rice and then making sushi with it after
Let’s make some French sushi
The absence of desirable sushi plates on a sushi train due to a sushi thief or sushi hog being positioned up train from you; stealing your chosen plate before it reaches you.
-- Where are all the money bag plates?
= We are in Tina Yothers' "Sushi Shadow"
the act of inserting rice into a females vagina, and having another person eat them out.
come over and get some coochie sushi.
Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.
I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.
You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~
Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present
You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless
Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑