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tard squad

(derogatory) Technically, a group of retarded people. But the term is usually used to describe a group of people considered to be dorks, idiots or weirdos. Also used as an insult by suggesting that someone is a member of said squad and should be riding the short bus to school. See also tard.

Man, check out Leisure Suit over there... is he auditioning for the tard squad or something?

by YodaDoe January 24, 2005


tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.

Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.

by knowman April 12, 2008

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Tard story

A type of story originating form 4chan's board /b/ whereby a person describes an retard associated event.

An example of a Tard story

>Be at Macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>Suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>It's obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a fucking gourmet restaurant to them.
>They all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his CHEESE burger has cheese on it and he doesn't like it.
>Tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>Staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>Tard starts to flip his shit because he apparently hates cheese that much
>Lets out tard war cry
>Other tards begin to join in the cry
>Sounds like a fucking walrus being strangled
>Whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else's food and then takes a bite
>Beating off many wranglers with his massive flabby arms as he does
>Other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>It's like a scene from a fucking prison riot. (Except there tards of course)
>NOPE. I fucking legged it out of there because I was sat close to the door.
>Ran like a mother fucker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>To this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that MacDonalds.
>Still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. That shit was fucking tasty.

by Somerandompearson March 1, 2012

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Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

by Thumper0611 December 31, 2009

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R-tard

A retard. Used by Stan on Make Love, Not Warcraft.

Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.

by krazykushluk March 5, 2007

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Tard Taco

A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.

Marc Management is run by Tard Tacos.
Chris is a Tard Taco, he needs a wedgie!

by Aldeuce February 10, 2015


tard storm

A influx of retards in a short period of time, causing maximum damage due to the swarm like nature.

This is the 7th stupid email I've received this morning...

I know, it's like a tard storm.

by aistrope March 24, 2011