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TV Limbo

When you must walk past the tv in order to leave the room but don't want to upset the gamers or movie watchers.

P1: dude i really have to go
P2: the bathrooms down the hall, just go
P1: can't P3 is on level 56
P2: just tv limbo man.

by Cosmic Pseudonym November 24, 2009

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TV University

A learning institution which advertises on daytime TV. Oftentimes with attempts to display lame lifestyles in order to promote an equally lame lifestyle that can be had with their useless programs. These schools offer programs in areas that do not actually need training to understand.

If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.

Kevin called that TV University, got a free brochure and started an exciting career in medical billing today!!

by BEAST of LV October 1, 2010

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cable tv

Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.

Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.

by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010

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LSD TV

1. The amazing show that goes on in your mind when you take acid.

2. The common mess up of LCD tv, usually by old people who don't know what LSD or LCD is.

1. Man there was some amazing shit on LSD TV last night.

2.Mayble! We've gotta get one of those LSD TV's all the kids are talking about. Now get over here so I can beat you with my belt then give you a hard candy and tell you a long story.

by Face Cock Hole July 21, 2009

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tv spot

A commercial or advertisement on TV. This is generally the most hated term for this, and will often get you bitch-slapped. Try "commercial" or "advertisement" first. Your face will thank you.

That TV spot for Ratchet and Clank was hilarious. Ow! What was that for!?

by TheycallhimDan February 20, 2007

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cable tv

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.

I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.

by NewClear February 14, 2012

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rear TV

When you are extremely rich like some music artists, and you are dumb enough to put TVs in the head rests of the seats in the back row of your car so "the people behind you can watch when you stop at a red light."

Some rich guy I saw on Mtv Cribs: Man i got da TVs in da back so people behind can watch.
Me at home watching TV: Man that guy is an idiot i have to make up a word for that stupidity and waste of money. "Rear TV"

by DeanL July 24, 2006

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