taco bell bathroom

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously

taco bell bathroom is dirty

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Taco Belled

To eat all the Taco Bell before you return to your friends, leaving them with nothing.

"Hey, where's my taco?"

"Sorry. I ate it."

"Dude! You just Taco Belled me!"

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Taco Bell Hangover

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.

Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.

Taco Bell Challenge

The act of purchasing the "Grande Meal" consisting of 10 tacos, to be made up of 5 hard shell and 5 soft shell tacos, and consuming every last shred of each taco within a half hour. The rules are simple:
1) Eat EVERYTHING. This includes every shred of lettuce.
2) Choice of Border Sauce and drinks is left to the Challenger.

Everytime they got drunk, the Taco Bell Challenge was called for at around 2AM.

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Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

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Taco Bell Curve

The approximately 20 min period between "I LOVE Taco Bell. This food ROCKS!" and "I swear to GOD I will never eat that nasty junk again."

The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.

"I am on the downside of the worst Taco Bell Curve ever so I can't go with you today."

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Taco Bell and Chill

1. The term is derived from the phrase "Netflix and Chill". A combination of Taco Bell and sex, stated as an innuendo, the term is popular with people in college as both Taco Bell and sex are popular within these groups

2. A term used to reference a combination of the two best things one can think of.

"Becky and I Taco Bell and Chilled last night... It was totally lit!" -Saqib