Tails Doll

An evil doll created by Dr. Robotnik that kills people and steals their souls for an unknown purpose. He gets power from a little red light attached to his forehead with a small string. Famous on YouTube. People have tried to impersonate the Tails Doll with crappy animations, fake attack footage, fake sightings, fake photos, etc. His first (and last) appearences were in the game Sonic R. He was a really good character, because he could levitate really fast and float over water, thus allowing him to cheat through the course. He is, of course, fake, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

Jeff: What are you afraid of?
Jenny: The Tails Doll.
Jeff: You're a wuss.

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Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

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Tattle tail

Snitch

Snitch means the same as Tattle tail

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Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

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yellow tail

n.

1. A generally attractive asian female, often when looked upon as a sex object.
2. An asian woman's ass or vagina.
3. A fish commonly found in sushi.

"I don't know 'bout you but I'm lookin' at some fine yellow tail in that souped up economy car."

"You go to Cal, you ain't ever gonna run out of yellow tail."

"Plenty of fish in the sea, not to mention yellow tail."

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turning tail

Leaving due to cowardice.

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.

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rat tail

A towel, carefully folded and rolled so as to enhance its use as a whip-like weapon. For maximum effect, the tip should also be dipped in water.

I made a wicked rat tail out of my beach towel the other day. You should have seen the welt it left on Kevin's leg.

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