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One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
Girls can't use the tampon in december or they will lose the challenge
I have just lost NTD (no tampon December)
Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.
Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!
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A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
Let's play Tampon Tag!
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A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.
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When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.
Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'
Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!
Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'
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When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.
Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"
Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"
Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"
Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"
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