torch teddy

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

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Teddy Penis

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

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teddy bear

A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.

That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.

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teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

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A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

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Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

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teddy person

A person that you can hug, kiss, squeeze and hold all you want and nothing more then that.

I feel lonely i want my teddy person.

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