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Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.
Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead
Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery
When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.
Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
Immediately after you pour gravy down your girl or guy’s throat, smack the back of his or her head and make it come out his/her nose. See Angry Dragon but with gravy.
After the meal I gave my girl a real Plymouth Thanksgiving and she wouldn’t speak to me for a week!
Banging the Thanksgiving turkey in its ass prior to pulling out its innards. It’s the 3rd step in the turkey preparation process after first defrosting it then taking the wrapping off.
In a sentence: Scatt had hisself a Thanksgiving Nice before putting that bird in the oven today.