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Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 13, 2022


Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 13, 2022


Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 13, 2022


Athlete

Leighton Quinn

Leighton Quinn is an athlete

by LINTONQUINNTON October 29, 2021


Athletic pussy

When a girl wants the dick (d) so often that she wakes up to mornin' wood can't "waste it" so she proceeds with foreplay so she doesn't waste a good wood.

Alicia's got that athletic pussy and won't let that mornin' wood go to waste.

by Motazz February 12, 2017


Dunfermline Athletic F.C

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.

Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins

by Cillmaster March 22, 2023


Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.

“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent

by TinderDoucheObserver August 25, 2022