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The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.
Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee
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A government that not that has gone downhill very steadily since tony abbot became primeminister and ate that onion.
Oh bloody hell! 4 primeminister in the last 4 years. Must be the Australian government !
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Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.
Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"
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n. A shot of liquor taken by drinking the shot and then pouring the remainder of the drops into the bottom of a shot glass and snorting it.
Wow that Australian Shot made my nose bleed, but at least I didn't waste any Svedka!
Quit bein a pussy and take your Australian Shot already.
(Vodka + Nose = Other Nostril Worse) is an equation that can be explained after taking an Australian Shot in each nostril.
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its like a french kiss but down under. boys say this to girls when they think they're getting sex.
"hey girl you want an Australian Kiss tonight"
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To motorboat down under... what more do I have to say?
Last night I was with a girl, she wasn't expecting me to Australian Motorboat her.
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an Acent that comes from australia WHICH DOESNT SOUND BRITISH TO THOSE DUMB PEOPLE!
its unique and australians feel proud to have it!
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