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Man I was convited of beating his ass and the judge gave me a county bullet
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When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.
It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.
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An unrealistic plot device, utilised in a film to tie up any loose ends that a stupid and/or confusing script happens to offer to the viewer.
See Wolverine Origins.
Stryker:'This adamantium bullet should tie up any plot holes!'
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When playing a first-person shooter and you round a corner only to be mowed down by half of the enemy team. Generally involves at least one shotgun. So named because it's similar to bukakke, it's messy and something got sprayed everywhere (in this case it's bullets to the face or chest).
Most common in games like Counter Strike Global Offensive or other games where teams cluster up to control an area.
"Damn Jim just got sprayed down by the CTs."
"Yeah man that was straight Bullet bukkake."
"He looked like Al Pacino at the end of Scarface."
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The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.
Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.
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To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.
"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."
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A member of the United States Marine Corps
1. A man or woman who risks their lives for their country are bullet sponges
2. The bravest amongst us put them selves in danger for their country like a bullet sponge
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