brass mouthpiece

Wearing a green hoodie and jerking off into your saxophone before playing the New Zealand national anthem.

At first I thought his pace was off, but after the climax into the horn, that Brass Mouthpiece brought a tear to my eye, and my mum's eye too, and she's a tough bugger to make cry.

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brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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brass monkey

A nightclub located in Narre Warren frequented by teenyboppers and old afghanis. Highest bogan concentration of the south eastern suburbs (melbourne). Adam 12 play there!

hey dazza, gazza, cheryl, lets go yo the monkey to listen to some nickelback and own some wild turkeys!!!

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Brass Monkey

When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.

1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"

2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"

P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."

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brass balls

'Brass balls' are what Santa's elves need, when they complete their work for Christmas. Reference comes from 2005 Saturday Night Live skit, featuring Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin waved those brass balls in front of Santa's elves - was that a call to glory, or just showing off?

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brass knuckles

1)fuck a girl
2)pull out
3)jerk it
4)let your cum drip down your knuckles
5)punch the girl in the face

girlfriends brother talking to husband-"yo nigga! whys my sisters face all bruised and bloody???"

husband-"oh that...yeah i gave her the brass knuckles last night."

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high brass

This lil' gem originated in Watkinsville, Georgia in the year 2004. It is in reference to high power 12-gauge shotgun shells. They are easily recognized by the fact that the brass travels a good way up the shell, more brass equals more power, which equals more fun! Ideal for use in an AK-12.

Ryan: Jesus fucking Christ man. I feel like a horse just kicked me in the shoulder!
Drew: Well, when your letting high brass rounds slip out the AK-12, what do you expect?

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