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When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach
"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"
When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.
We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”
When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!
When you dry hump someone whilst fully clothed to the point of cumming on their belt buckle/waist band.
“Oh man I really gave her the sticky belt buckle yesterday”
Origin Barbados. The Flying Fish Buckle is a sexual position where a ladies legs are extended over her head and behind her neck.
Man, I put she in the Flying Fish Buckle last night!!!
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Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.
I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.
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when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed
John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."
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