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mad federal

yadi screenshotting the chat every 2 seconds.

You’re mad federal for that shit.”

by harrystylesisaskank May 4, 2022


Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 14, 2023


federal informant

mrs. Gilliss

ugh you’re a federal informant

by bruh17287273 April 9, 2022


balkan federation

A really bad idea about uniting all of the balkans İnto 1 country

Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 16, 2024


Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 6, 2020


Federal Guap

Being "Guap" after receiving your federal tax return.

Dude, I'm headed to by that new IPod tablet...

(Freind) Whoa, you musta got Federal Guap!

by skyeyeimages February 10, 2013


2 Federal

Moving in silence but its shown in the light; shining humbly

Sia move 2 Federal for this generation.

by Notthefederalesduh July 20, 2023