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Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.
A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
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An American car company originally founded in 1908 that is currently owned by the federal government and U.S. taxpayers. It is also the company formally known as General Motors.
Government Motors- The heartbeat of America.
Bob: Oh no! My car door doesnt close properly.
Bill: What did you expect? Your car was built by Government Motors.
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What happens when Trump doesn't get what he wants.
Because Trump couldn't get funding for his border wall, we're now in a Government Shutdown.
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A group where your expected to actually make changes in the school and organize community enriching events even though you know you have absolutely 0 POWER and have to attend dumb meetings about things that won't come true. Ideas range in these meetings from napkin sells to 5k runs that have been in development for over a year. Your lucky to know half your members and you will continually struggle to go to meetings and beg your friends to sign you in even though they aren't going either. So I guess the only people who survive stugo are the hardcore stugoers.
Person1: Hey you going to student government
Person2: Hahahahahah. Nice one.
Person1: .....
Person2: Wait. You aren't joking!?
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"Women" who rely on the government to take care of them and their multiple kids with multiple men. Don't want to get a job to do better for themselves and their kids because they will loose their benefits. Complain about being broke all time and not being able to do anything, but it's because they don't want to work. Make excuses on why they can't.
That girl over, Katrina is one of them government hoes. She has 6 kids by 5 men and has never worked a day in her life.
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An oxymoron. Government does not work, and no-one in government works for you.
As a government worker he spent his 35 hours a week in the office emailing friends, surfing the net and periodically pretending to be busy by interfering with some innocent citizen's life.
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A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.
Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.
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