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A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.
Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.
Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.
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Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
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the sudden urge to go marry kevin federline and then go crazy after divorcing him and having a baby...
"Hey Linda, why were you acting all strange yesterday?"
"oh sorry, i have chronic britney-itis"
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"Costa Rica-itis," from the words Costa Rica plus the suffix '-itis,' is the condition in which all you can think about is your upcoming trip to Costa Rica. Kind of like senioritis, but specific to travel in Costa Rica.
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble listening to anything you're saying. I think I might have Costa Rica-itis.
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A more severe form of senioritis. The symptoms are quite similar, if not identical to that of senioritis, but instead of affecting someone in their senior year, it affects them throughout their entire time in high school. Lack of finished assignments, not having a backpack, sleeping in class, forgetting to shave, and sarcastic yet humourous comments are common. Afflicted will either be unmotivated but quite intelligent, and manage to pull passing grades out of thin air, or just dont care and end up dropping out.
Man I gots the High School-itis, i never do anything
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Inflamation of the limbic system causes irrasional emotions that tend to lead to homosexeual tendicys and hails from the same family as ur mom gay itis and appears to be spread trough ur mom gay itis and unlike ur mom gay itis wich causes no inflamation of the lymbic system mom gay itis tends to lead to a disturbing amount of divorces
You have mom gay itis
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The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.
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