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Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.
Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.
Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.
Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!
The female version of pitching a tent.
Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.
Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.
I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.
Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.
Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.
When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.
Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.
A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.
Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."