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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
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this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after
"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"
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The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
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A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.
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A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.
"Chad, turn off that news channel! You know it's run by mayonnaise demons, right!?"
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(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.
Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
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