a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard
A: what you doin tonight?
B: ur mum!
When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.
Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)
keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)
Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.
A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their Β£20,000 a year private school.
1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose
A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
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An example of how they talk online:
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.