ur mum

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard

A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!

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Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

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your mum

"your mum" is the ultimate answer

what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)

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mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

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Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE

I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men

Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!

mum battle

see mom battle for the correct definition...

to see an example, check out mom battle...