A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.
2. a term of affection.
1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."
2. "I love you, cunt muppet."
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slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
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A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats
Sulky is a northern muppet
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1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.
After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
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The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.
*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment
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