Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.
Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.
person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!
I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!
Mexican Musket
A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.
My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.
It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.
"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."
To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!