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A hot MILF who gave birth to Navi
Person 1: "Have you seen Navis Mom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I saw them tits bouncing."
The equivalent of Blue balls for women.
Oh man that asshole have me navy clit like you would not believe.
Jackass weekend warriors from southeastern PA that clog up Delaware roads and beaches with their f350's and boat trailers that can't drive, boat, handle alcohol, or act like they've been in public before. But still better than anybody from NY or NJ.
Did you see that idiot that sunk his truck trying to pull the boat out?
Yeah, he must be an Admiral with the Pennsylvania Navy?!
When you are extreay poor slobbing on multiple knobs while ejaculating on a cows utter.
Did you see that homeless man preform that slobby navi, woah that made me horny!!!
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1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer
Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well
I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up (954) 725-5502 which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead
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The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.
USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.
Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.
Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.