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A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
Employees Only Room yes
Commonly misquoted reference to the Highlander movies and TV series. The actual line is "There can BE ONLY one."
Wrong: "There can ONLY BE one" Highlander?
Right: "There can BE ONLY one" Highlander!
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One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.
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A hoe.
Women who are hot enough to fuck, but she has so many red flags, is generally combative or disagreeable, and has such a high body count that she could never be good relationship material.
Dude 1: Yeah Emma is hot as fuck, but shes been with like 4 guys this week. I dont think it could ever work out long term with her.
Dude 2: 4 guys this week? She's recreational use only.
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1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.
Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".
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A really amazing reality show where overly fake tanned people talk about their moral codes.
Person A: omg dude, did you watch the only way is ethics last night?
Person B: oh yea I did, Amy and Kirk had an argument about abortion!
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A phrase referencing the fact that future events are unknown and that the outcome of a desired situation cannot be ascertained at the time until said future events unfold.
Jim: I went on a date with Becky last night. I think it went pretty well. I wonder if she's the one?
Greg: Who knows man. Only time will tell.
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