Inner Pain

When you send your crush a text and she sees it but doesn't reply

The inner pain I felt when my crush told me she already had a boyfriend.

Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"

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pain olympics

a shock video on the internet in which a man cuts off his own penis.

Tommy puked after he watched the Pain Olympics.

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pain bone

A large, thick penis that is capable of hurting a partner during intercourse. A pain bone would be considered to be in the top 10% of large penises.

"Steve hung that pain bone in me last night, and now I can barely walk today !"

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Pain Series

Images that not only make you feel like a real man for your courage, but also make you feel sick.

Ugh, I felt kinda strong when I saw the Pains, but I also felt sick...

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no pain no gain

a story of a person who always gets hurt & gets stronger from it

Girl ; I'm always getting hurt ):
Boy ; It's okay , you're getting stronger every time <3 no pain no gain

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poo pains

Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

I don't care how nasty the gas station bathroom is...I got bad poo pains.

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