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The Eye Of The Phoenix is a source of Magic. It slowly drains the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains. This warning I give to you for I am the Eye of the Phoenix and all who stand in my path will slowly be abolished.
Hey guys I just used my The Eye Of The Phoenix to slowly drain the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains.
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A game on Roblox where black people and jews congregate to discuss the illegal sale of firearms
Vaso: "@Department Member Wanna get on Site Phoenix? I'm going to torture and eat children"
Everyone: OK :D
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Some fatass who is really fucking gay
dude he is such a phoenix the fag
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A way to break up your sleep cycles by taking a short 3-4 hour nap in the afternoon and one in the early morning. For example, getting home from work, sleeping from 6pm-9pm and then staying up all night and sleeping from 4am to 7am. Compatible with most schedules, the only thing that requires a small change is when you eat dinner.
This meal can typically be had around midnight, creating a 12 hour time span between lunch and dinner, and making night and day schedules congruent.
I'm never tired and always awesome because I rock the Double Phoenix! I work a day job, but I also have 8 hours every night to kick ass and take names because of the double phoenix!
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A kid who is VERY VERY VERY VERY FAT........... HE EATS JAM
phoenix relunia is fat like my mum
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The Phoenix Coyotes are professional hockey team based out of Glendale Arizona, they currently play at Jobing.com Arena, The Coyotes boast some of the worst crowds in the entire league where on most nights if it weren’t for the Zamboni Driver, Ushers, Peanut Guy and the few hundred Canadians on vacation in the stands no one in town would know that there was a game being played.
Since moving from Winnipeg in 1996 the Coyotes have flourished into a perennial bottom feeder with no end to the verbal diarrhea of excuses. The Coyote franchise has strived to establish themselves as a legitimate franchise with a rich hockey history at the expense of their previous home Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Since moving in 96 the Coyotes have borrowed or more accurately stolen and manipulated the Winnipeg Jets history in an attempt to market themselves on and off the ice. They have laid claim to the Goals for Kids program, The Famous Winnipeg “White Out”, The retirement of former Jet players who NEVER played a single game for Phoenix, then they have the GALL and NERVE to place their numbers in their ESTEEMED “Ring of Honor”, (editors note – The Ring of Honor does not contain anything post 1996 from the Phoenix Franchise, Hmmmmmm)
Currently Wayne Gretzky is the coach of the team and the headaches of this team are aging him faster than sour cream in a warm fridge. One might believe that this team is cursed since success has not followed them to the dessert, of all the other teams from the now defunct World Hockey Association, the Coyotes franchise is the only team to have never made the finals or won the Stanley Cup, that trend is sure to continue for a very long time as they are run like a Mickey Mouse operation, ironically it was Wayne Gretzky who called the New Jersey Devils that in 1983 after a 13 – 4 win by the Oilers.
Recently the Coyotes unveiled a 10 year crest coined “Decade in the Dessert”, anyone with half a ounce of common sense could have foreseen this would become more affectionately referred to as “Disaster in the Dessert”.
The Phoenix Coyotes are CURSED!
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Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.
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