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Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
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The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?
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Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
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1. A truly innovative twist on the traditional alligator fuckhouse where two gentlemen double penetrate the female subject while rolling down a hill and continuing to maintain insertion
2. A Montgomery Picnic Sandwich is the same thing except all subjects must be immediate relatives
1. Last weekend was so much fun, except I grass burn on my ass from the Louisiana Picnic Sandwich
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. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.
. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.
. Is lazy
The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.
"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"
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a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
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When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.
Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.
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