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to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.
"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"
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One of the most overrated bands in history.
The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.
Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.
All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.
Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!
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an illegal substance that takes you to your comfort zone. It will satisfy your high. Lasts very long; you might not be able to sleep. Don't eat before or after; you might throw up.
WARNING! *Highly addictive.
Breezy B. was on some yellow pistols last night, and he's so far gone.
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when you wanna commit suicide by shooting yourself honoring the USA
Sergeant: Let's honor USA, fellow comrades.
Soldier does pistol salute and pulls the trigger
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Dan is about to take the yogurt pistol to the firing range (referring to masturbation).
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The best band ever that are the only "punk" band with none of this pussie emo gay shit they started punk and now people rekon mxpx is punk sexpistols didnt give a shit about nothing they just wanted furture generations to say fuck it here is the truth and thats what they did they didnt care about money people government any thing at all they just wanted every one to be them selfs and not the be same following others. Johnny Rotten was a genious no matter what sid couldnt play a fucking note but he was the best bass played ever and steve jones and paul cook bailed on them cos of the fucking dick head malcome mclaren they later realized they were wrong and what a cunt malcome was and malcome fucked up sid if it wasnt for him the best band in the world would still be around causing anarchy unlike all these other pussie dick head wana be punk bands who are just pure shit!!
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1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis
-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol
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