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Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Trafford, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'.
Usually found lurking in bars, public houses south of Birmingham.
A typical conversation that takes place between other teams supporters and a "Plastic Manc".
"I see Man U played well this weekend"
"What score did we win"
"You won 2-1"
"who were we playing?"
"It was the Manchester derby"
"Ha ha we beat city...GETIN THERE"
Gloryhunter Armchair Fan Plastic Manc
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Somewhere in between rubbery and boisterous. Plastic people know the greatest things.
When you go to school with a polo shirt and you're all HEY then that's pretty plastic
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Someone who doesn't actually support the team they say they do, they just say that team because they are glory hunters or their friends support it, AKA-Eric Kocharyan and Rob Campbell
Yeah I support Arsenal because my mates do-This guy is a plastic fan like Rob Campbell and Eric kocharyan
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A glock that is mostly made out of high grade plastic,and cant be dectected unless by ex ray
Nigga came up to me talk that shit,i pulled that plastic glock on his bitch ass
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A police man with less power then the actual Police, Community Police are good examples of this.
Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds?
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!
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A wannabe gangster, or as the 'Plas-Gang' in question might say, "Gangsta!!" with unnecessary emphasis on the "sta!!" part. Odd. And the sort of things that a Plastic gangster might get up to are; 1. Telling other people to do things. 2. Getting other people to fight for them. 3. Generally doing everything that real gangsters would do, but with less conviction and intent. And then, when they get in real situations, they always wuss out of the whole thing. Like if they could smash up a fence, they'd be like, nope, sorry. Gotta go home for a bath. or...something.
1. "Hey man, you coming out tonight? We're smashing up an old barn?"
"Nah, I've....er...gotta go for a bath."
2. "Oi, you, get over here and fight this guy for me!"
"Why?"
"Cos' I'm a GANGSTAA!!"
"You're a fool."
"Hey, shut up."
"Screw you Smiley, I'm going home."
"Awww..."
3. "Are you a Plastic Gangster?"
"Yes."
"Right-o. Get lost."
"Er....K"
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A way to make yourself look worse than you did before.
Kanye: Babe, why do you look so different?
Kim: I got plastic surgery.
Kanye: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight
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