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A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
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pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
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An extremely short gay person.
JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
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You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.
Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.
Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?
Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.
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The feeling one gets when excessivly wearing hoodies or other clothes with pockets nearby the stomach and then removes the clothing and still does the motion of wanting to put hands in the stomach pocket.
Guy 1: "Aww!"
Girl 1: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."
Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.
A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?