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a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019


Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick

That cal priest is fucking shit at fortnite

by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018


3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.

Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.

by Jesus Follower May 3, 2011


beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018


Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021


Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022


priest

something that's good, or cool

Yo, that new Kendrick tune is hot, man.
It's priest, baby.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019