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First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai
I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.
Used in the show Big Mouth to describe a penis so large that it is impractical.
(from the show)
Gavin: I’ve seen your cock... I’m gonna make it so big and thick, it’s gonna be a problem.
Tyler: I don’t think he wants a problem cock?
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One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."
You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."
Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."
"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.
2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.
I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.
See crunck and first world problems.
I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.
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