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A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
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When you pretend you have no thumbs and eat with your face, while saying "nom nom nom nom nom" ie. nom nom raptor.
Philpe scared all the kids away when he screamed "I A NOM NOM RAPTOR" and meanly ate 3 children.
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The un-official finger chant for the fans of the Toronto Raptors.
The Toronto fans rose their raptor claws in the air when Vince Carter dunked on Dwayne Wade.
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One who falls into the emo category(see emo), and also has a hip or arm problem which forces one to walk in such a way as to resemble a velociraptor. Also, may stalk his pray(cheating girlfriend), at her place of work, attempting to catch the said girlfriend in the act of flirting with the other guy.
The emo raptor attempted to catch her with me, but i was too smooth.
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Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
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An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!
Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.
Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?
Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰
Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩
....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁
Chick; What the fuck did you say ?
Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...
Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !
Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨
Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?
Bloke; Ah nope 😓
Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔
Bloke; ah nope 😪
Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬
Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....
Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.
Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫
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