Morning wood covered in dried period blood.
Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower
The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces
It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck
The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons
literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls
Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!
when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.
My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!
When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.
While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!