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When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye
If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.
A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.
My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.
When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
A place of residence for lesbian women where they often mush vag.
Come on down to the Scissor Shack where the young ladies come for scissorin'!
A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."