When your dick is small from cold shrinkage and it resembles a turtle hiding in its shell
“Bro I was afraid to pull down my pants in front of the hot doctor because I was all shelled up”
Used in the June 26th, 2008 episode of The Colbert Report after he added Spain to the Axis of Evil and declared "No more tacos, America! From now on we eat freedom shells."
"Dude, it's time for Fourthmeal. Let's go grab a couple freedom shells."
The remnants of a shotgunned beer
There was mad shotgun shells on the ground after last nights party.
Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.
I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.
When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.
A game where 10 year olds get a sex partner and really wanna fuck hard. but shell shockers is better without the 40 year old men and 8 year old girls because 99% of the time you can see them
girl: who wanna be my boyfriend
10 year old: add me on instagram
girl: ok daddy
me: why are you asking for a girlfriend in shell shockers
Often used in computer science, specifically penetration testing, "Drop to a shell" refers to the usage of Shell commands on a box to "Do that mad hacker shit."
Man they using a WAP? Drop to a shell on that bitch.