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What happens as Quinn happely supports
If you gurgle slurp, I'll support.
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A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."
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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"
" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."
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The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.
There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.
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This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
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Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.
I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday
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slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe
when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey
All hail slurp monkey
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To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.
Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.
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