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When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window
I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me
1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
A single sock kept in your pocket for emergencies.
Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!
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Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock
My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.
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The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.
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When wahing clothes, the extra mateless sock you did not own before that somehow seeps its way into your laundry.
"Do you do your laundry at the washaus? You should, I got three bonus socks the last time I went!"