two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

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two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

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Two Kings

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

And it is true.

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two cents

Non-requested opinion/s

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

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Zero Two

Best Girl, 10/10 would smash, I deal zannies lol help me, i need physical help... seriously

I WOULD SMASH ZERO TWO M8

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Two-Fifty

When someone is as flat as a plank of wood from Home Depot. This plank tends to cost $2.50

Nicky: I just hooked up with this cute girl
Friend: was she a two-fifty?
Nicky: yeah, but it’s ok!

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two rings

it means that ur gay

hey didrik! are you wearing two rings?! are you gay?

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