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VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche

Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!

by Hou$ton February 07, 2007


Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.

Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*

by Spyderbait November 11, 2009


viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004


viking fan

Quite possibly the stupidest creature on earth.

viking fans...hahahaha

by Say Cheese December 11, 2003


Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

by PFUNK6 March 01, 2014


screaming viking

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1 oz Lime Juice
Stir (not shaken as you will "bruise" the Vodka) with ice and then strain into a rock glass.. Lastly, garnish with a cucumber slice and a celery stalk.

Screaming Viking: A drink that is alcoholic.

by AOR October 20, 2007


Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020