VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche

Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!

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Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.

Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*

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viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

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viking fan

Quite possibly the stupidest creature on earth.

viking fans...hahahaha

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Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

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screaming viking

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1 oz Lime Juice
Stir (not shaken as you will "bruise" the Vodka) with ice and then strain into a rock glass.. Lastly, garnish with a cucumber slice and a celery stalk.

Screaming Viking: A drink that is alcoholic.

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Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there

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